Accelerade will however: 1.)Make you show up at the local Sunday group road ride and pretend that you have no power or fitness, just so that you can later attack the group on the hills and take the polka-dot jersey.
2.)Allow you to beat up on riders who only have one good leg.
3.)Give you the ability to let said rider have a false sense of domination on the hill at mile 45, by sitting on said riders wheel while he implodes thinking that he has dropped everyone just in time to hear, "thanks for the lift D-n".
4.)Give you the "unknown" power to pull through a paceline at 1.5 mph faster than everyone else thus slowly but surely causing a slow death for the other riders.
5.)Give you the know how to prevent yourself from entering the "pain cave" by intentionally riding over the biggest piece of glass you can find on the road which just happened to be at the "pain cave" entrance, and then taking a 10 min. break to fix the tire.
6.)Promote false advertising. FatMarc is not Fat.
Oh, by the way, this was all done on a 1985 Specialized grey beast of a road bike with an alloy fork and I think it had 8spd.
6 comments:
Good review overall. Good stuff, exactly what we expect from you. Honesty. Integrity.
Mmmmmmmm.
A tasty treat.
Oh, and it made my saddle sores disappear after application of product 2 times a day.
:-)
Accelerade will however:
1.)Make you show up at the local Sunday group road ride and pretend that you have no power or fitness, just so that you can later attack the group on the hills and take the polka-dot jersey.
2.)Allow you to beat up on riders who only have one good leg.
3.)Give you the ability to let said rider have a false sense of domination on the hill at mile 45, by sitting on said riders wheel while he implodes thinking that he has dropped everyone just in time to hear, "thanks for the lift D-n".
4.)Give you the "unknown" power to pull through a paceline at 1.5 mph faster than everyone else thus slowly but surely causing a slow death for the other riders.
5.)Give you the know how to prevent yourself from entering the "pain cave" by intentionally riding over the biggest piece of glass you can find on the road which just happened to be at the "pain cave" entrance, and then taking a 10 min. break to fix the tire.
6.)Promote false advertising. FatMarc is not Fat.
Oh, by the way, this was all done on a 1985 Specialized grey beast of a road bike with an alloy fork and I think it had 8spd.
Ddub
8 Speed? Probably 7 speed!
so....
did you know it grows hair?
I got some from joe foley
shaved my beard in the night
the beard was back in the morning
that stuff is amazing!
although it can not make hair grow where hair grows no more
now I am sad
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