Tuesday, August 30, 2005

TNT and other random stuff


Dave M and Slick Rick drive to the win in the indoor TT. They were later DQed for wearing sandals with sox...

Last night I couldn't sleep. Fort James had lent me a copy of the cyclocross video, "transitions". The race footage was exciting, but as soon as AHM came on like Dr. Evil petting his cat and giving an infomercial for cycle-smart, I was out like a light. Better than counting sheep. No disrespect to AHM, or cycle-smart- I have mad respect for both, but that part is a little weak. For what it's worth I've watched it 4 times. I usually fast forward to the race footage.

Tuesday Night Titans tonight. Killer group. Todd the maestro, Slick Rick, Dan the man, Paul Gasshole, Buddy the leg breaker, Matt (run forest) and me. The pace was fast, Dan took his time and slowly worked to the front of the group with Todd and Slick Rick. I was a little tired, finishing up my 4 hard efforts in 2 days, the last of my intensity before the weekend. Worse was the humidity which is like fatmarc kryptonite. Todd, Slick Rick and Dan the man joked and were conversational at the front all the while slowing killing me. I dangled 10 yards off the back most the night. Trails were nice and fast, pace was good. I definitely got what I came for. Props to Todd for a great ride. He lead a fantastic loop. Classic stuff
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Hey, It's Chunky Monkey in one of her final races!
Reston, VA October 2000. Love the guy trying to draft her,
that never works out well for anyone. Worse than drafting Slick Rick...

Heading to Seven Springs Friday morning. I raced here 2 years ago and it was one of my favorite courses ever. I"m really looking forward to this race. This will likely be my last mountain bike race, as I start to focus in on cross for the fall. I love cross. I have done 16 or so 24hrs races. This team us arguably the best team I have been on. It was dreamed up by Brent (the tye domi of cross) during a long march road ride, and he bailed mid summer. I was honored to be asked to ride with these guys at all. So we are coming into the weekend with good fitness very motivated. This is gonna be a great race. Oh yeah, we have Johan (fitzy boy) coming along to manage the team during the race, and Ted logic spinning the wrenches. Diane is gonna play guitar and cook a little. I'm pretty stoked.

On the way home from the ride I saw the new ww team in the fairhill parking lot. I honked and waved when I past. I think they hate me because I'm beautiful. Or maybe because I have great sideburns. Anyway, for the record, I hold no ill will towards any of them, and I wish them well.

I have to go to Portland for work. Just so happens there is a little cross race out there when I'm gonna be in town. Can you say bonus !? So I'm gonna race in Portland and then hit my weekend meetings, take red eye home, and never skip a beat. I was dreading these meetings , but damn this might just all work out. I've loved the cross crusade web site for a long time, their series looks really fun. I'm stoked to get to do one of their races...
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Paul Gasshole and I struggle to a 2nd place finish in
the 2000 edition of the Indoor Tandem Time Trial... We lost for my bad bucky the beaver impression.

Just watched a TV show Tommy Lee goes to college. I don't really like TV that much but damn I love that show. I just keep laughing. Maybe I would have liked college better if I could have had Tommy Lee for a roommate. Yes, it rots my brain, yes it appeals to the lowest common denominator. But Yeah I'm addicted.

So that's it. I'm gonna hit the sack, gonna get up early and spin with Fort James. Gotta rest the legs for the weekend. Got a new book, the historian, it's a vampire story kinda pulling the legend and history of Dracula all together. Haven't gotten too far into it yet but it's good early on.

Respect
fatmarc
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can you guess who this picture is of ?
hint she's one of Fatmarc's favorite people.
She's a single speed rock star...
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Sunday, August 28, 2005

riding in the rain, and vacation slide show...


scooters rule...

We had a nice ride today. I was jonesing for the trails of Fairhill, but showers overnight continuing through this morning put the kibosh on that plan. Three hearty souls showed up at my place this morning as we headed out for a 2 hour loop of one of my favorite road rides. Slick Rick, Buddy the leg breaker, Tommy MC and I. Most of this ride is up hill, lots short punchy climbs. The loop never fails to lend itself to fast, aggressive, riding. One of the few rides that I think mountain bike tactics are more prevalent than road tactics. As we rolled out of the driveway, Tommy Mc said, "awful lot of horsepower here today folks..."

It rained like hell on us. The worst was when I flatted. Yeah, it really opened up on us then. I have to admit, I love the rainy rides. These days are when you have to dig deep with in yourself, and look at your commitment to the sport. How important are those 2 hours that you are going to ride? How many of your rivals are on the couch eating cocoa puffs? Man, cocoa puffs are hard to pass up.

And me, looking at a 24 hr race next weekend, and having spent the past 5 days on the sunny beaches of Bermuda, and off the bike, I wanted strike that, I needed this ride badly. I find that anytime I have a lay off of over 4 days, I need a couple of days to get my legs back in the flow. The boys didn't allow me any slack today, and very quickly it was apparent I had better get my shit together, or I'd be riding in the rain by myself.

Luckily, my legs were on a crash course today. Buddy the leg breaker was relentless, Slick Rick made a practice of burying himself, and then digging out one more sprint line, Tommy Mc complained about being out of shape, but was always right there... It was a good day. Up the final climb to my house, Tom said, "it's getting really quite, we aren't gonna sprint again are we?" It was a good ride.

Anyway, I know how people love to look at other peoples vacation slides so I have posted a few for your viewing pleasure...

Respect
fatmarc
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emotional church picture Posted by Picasa

no comment... Posted by Picasa

mandatory blair witch picture Posted by Picasa

turtle... Posted by Picasa

Diane at the sushi bar... Posted by Picasa

Baracuda baby... Posted by Picasa

some folks have called me a snake... Posted by Picasa

Diane teters on the edge of this cliff... Posted by Picasa

maybe this is why ? Posted by Picasa

I told diane to massage this guy, instead she chose to choke him... Posted by Picasa

I am the palest man on the planet Posted by Picasa

scooter kids gone wild Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

More SSWC....

Diane and I have spent the past few days bombing around fantasy island on our magical scooter. I went into a tight corner a little hot and leaned our shiny red scooter over to insure we made it throught the corner. Diane pinches my side and says ," hey Mr. Leaning man, why not take it a little easier through the corners?" To which I reply, " that was nothing, on my road bike I can really lean er over.." Diane retorts, " that's great babe, but at no point am I on the back of your road bike..." We pull over and look at an unfinished church that has been ravaged by hurricanes. Diane starts to take a picture. I direct her to another angle, "this will give you more emotion" to which she retorts "you've been hanging with Dennis too much ..." I laughed and had more thoughts on the weekend.

Outstanding. really fun times, one of my favorite races/events ever. Thanks to Eric and Jim and all of the State College Mafia for a great time. Thanks to Russel and Jessica and Michael for making sure we had a place to stay. the spot house rules. Thanks to my teammates Todd, Buddy, Matt, and ANdrew for making the trip, (sorry you missed it fitzy!). Thanks to Dennis for hanging and driving me home. Big ups to Wes, JEd, Elk, Les, Topher, Ranson for great rides. Thanks to James and Lauri for being cool, and helping me keep my head in the morning...

My race:
Yikes drank way too much Saturday night, stayed up too late, what am I some kinda rock star? I was drinking like I was in college, and truth be told, I am a cheap date, seriously a 2 can sam. I was way over my limit.

Come Sunday I felt like ass. Speaking of ass mine wouldn't stop working. I pooped 7 times before the start of the race. It was so bad, I was so sure I was gonna poop myself during the race, that I stuffed a huge wad of TP in my camel back.

First hour was awful. I was at teh wrong end of the run, and couldn't get it going. I was struggling. but I took my time and kept moving forward. I hooked up with Yozell at one point, who had flated earlier and we started riding together. I still felt bad, but slowly I felt my hang over burn off, Mike flatted again, but he helped me set a good pace and surely I started to feel good. Hell like myself, even better. On the climbs I was flying past people, decending I rode some of my best technical sections ever. The long fire road down hill, I passed like 10 guys. It was awesome.

Down wildcat, I crushed through the rock garden and the crowd went nuts. I was so stoked. One last climb, and I climbed like I had someone elses legs. May be my best climb all year. Just before the final down hill someone said, " you guys are 99,100, 101" just as I came upon 2 more riders. I attacked the first open rock garden as they both bobbled and I rolled, knowing the finish was quickly coming up. At the finish Andrew was working and helping, " he looked at me surprised and said, " dude you must have past 200 people, since I saw you at the first check point, you're like in 50th place !" I have to admit was really stoked. So I figure I came in between 50-100 or something like that, at no time during the race was I passed by anyone who kept the spot. That was a good day.

Okay, I know "what if you hadn't been so drunk Saturday Night?" Well, yeah I know I could have probably ridden a much better first hour, but whatever. I had a great time, met and saw lots of great people, and had one of my best weekends in a very long time. As I see it, I won and I wouldn't change a damn thing.

Anyway, I'm sure this is just one of 100s of blogs and web pages talking about the race that was. Well, that as my race. I'm off to drink some fruity drinks, and bomb around on a scooter. That'll make sure I'm good and ready for Seven Springs !

respect
fatmarc

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Single Speed World Championships...


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Fort James and LWeb work registration... Posted by Picasa

notch in the belt... Posted by Picasa

Topher is a rock star Posted by Picasa

Todd goes for the Austin Powers Look... Posted by Picasa

IF Chicks rule... Posted by Picasa

Adam Craig got a bad sunburn today Posted by Picasa

Joe and Joe... Posted by Picasa