I am noticing a trend in reaction to my cycling fashion:
"I can't have you looking like a hobo.."
-Current Team Director John Lux
"We are doing sleeveless jerseys this year mostly because I'm tired of Vanderbacon slashing the sleeves off his jerseys. That guy racks up uniform fines like it's his job."
-Former Team Director Kris Effin' Auer
"So about that pink leopard helmet, it kinda clashes with the kit a bit, I can get you something else..."
-Former Team Director Fort Greg
"You know if you ever fall on hard times, and you know you are homeless, please speak up, because based on your fashion choices, your friends won't know if you don't say something..."
- Tom McDaniel
thanks for reading.