Les was ripping in Philly Thursday, Les always rips....

Day2
I drank a little Lemon Accelerade on my way to the Belmont for the Thursday night races. Again, it tasted good, not too sweet, but chalky. I can't say it is refreshing or thirst quenching. Accelorade did nothing to reduce the traffic from my office to Philly. Just before the race I took a big swig of Accelerade. On the first lap, I laid down in front of Buddy and Josh West, 3x. Josh finally passed me . On my third lap, I burped my tired crossing a big log, I had to stop and put more air into it. Good news, I drank probably 3/4 of a bladder, and at race pace, never came close to puking it back up. Downside, Accelerade did not keep me from riding poorly on the first lap; additionally it did nothing to keep me from flatting. Perhaps most disappointing, I still have not experienced any natural male enhancement. Most unfortunate, I tired to make a move on my wife tonight, and was rudely denied. I now believe that Accelerade does nothing to make women desire me more.


Day 3
Pumped up the tires to 50lbs on the mountain bike and headed out for an hour spin to loosen up the legs. I drank some super cold lemon Accelerade to see if it is less thick served cold. Ten minutes in my rear tire blows off the rim, as tires set up with Stan's shouldn't be inflated greater than 40lbs. I wish Accelerade would have reminded me of that before the tire blew off the rim. Effectively my day was done. Still no noticeable male enhancement, I must mention the zit on my forehead is gone.