Marysville Stage Race- 3 races...

nice rack !

It’s Sunday 4:30 in the morning. I can’t sleep. I’m having those all over pains that you get when dig a little deeper than perhaps you should have. It’s those early morning pains where the body kicks you back for pushing it to your limits. “you want to race for 6 hours, great try these pains on for size…” So I wander downstairs and flip on the telly. I turn to the comedy channel and see the hedgehog, no not Rob Lictenwaler, but Ron Jeremy. He’s hosting an infomercial for some product that makes your Johnson bigger. At first, being that this was the comedy channel I thought this was a joke. Especially when he pulls out the c level porn whores, and starts the conversation with, “stand up honey, let’s see what you have going on there…” Unreal. My question is what self respecting pharmaceutical company had the bright idea to use Ron Jeremy for there spokesman for penis size enhancing? That marketing guy is either moving up quickly in the company, or hitting the bricks. I really not too sure which…