true refreshment...

Final Analysis:

Accelerade Will:

1. provide you fuel for long efforts.
2. did not make me vomit
3. has a nice lemonade flavor, but was a little milky- the thick chalky favor is tough, but I never came close to puking it, which is a real plus for me. I do plan to continue to use this, and am debating using it in my up coming 6 hour race

Accelerade will not:

1. make your Johnson bigger
2. make you more attractive to the ladies
3. make you tanner
4. prevent flat tires
5. prevent you from crashing
6. Shield you from looking at a dude's pock covered ass in threadbare shorts
7. Remove stitches
8. Reduce traffic, heat, or humidity

And that friends, was my first, and my last product review on fatmarc.com. I hope you enjoyed it. I appreciate Accelerade's generosity and them allowing, me "some dude" to comment on their product. I'm sure they are a very nice company. Maybe not as nice as Spot Brand, Henry's Bikes, or Twin Six, but nice for letting me play. Also thanks to everyone that weighed in on whether I should even be willing to try this stuff, in exchange for a review on the site. This wasn't an easy decision for me, and I've done it once I won't do it again. You know kinda like an aging porn star who decides she doesn't want to do anal anymore. I'm a whore for sure, but not that kinda whore.

respect
fm