Fatsuit in action !

Chapter 1: The Gay UPS Truck
Friday night Diane and I loaded up the toaster and headed to Mike Kuhn’s Visit PA stage race in Marysville Pa with FFAmy and Fitzy in tow. Friday was the nighttime time trial. I have said it before and I’ll say it again, Mike Kuhn has some of the best ideas for making racing fun, and different. This weekend was no different. Very frankly the nighttime time trail was one of the most fun races I have ever done. The crowd was rowdy, and the course was awesome. I got a really nice warm up, and as blasphemous as it sounds, I spent a good amount of time on the trainer on my single speed making sure I went to the start line very warm. At the line Kuhn calls out, 20 second to go. I smile at him and sing a little beastie boys to him, “looking down the barrel of a gun, son of a gun, son of bitch, getting’ paid get rich. Ultra Violence going through my head, culmadena making me see red...” Mike smiles at me, and says, “3,2,1.. go” Boom!! I sprinted off. Some 25 minute later I finished up my run. I caught my 30 second, and 1:00 minute man, and then made my way through a bunch of traffic not sure who they were. Mr. Yozell, and I say Mr. Yozell because I have mad respect for my man, was my minute back man and he caught me with about a third of a lap to go. He’s fast like that.