
For got to mention that Monday was National Talk like a pirate day.
Here are the top 10 Pirate pick up lines:
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1. Prepare to be boarded.
2 comments:
Be there any pirate turtle necks at 'dem 'der cross practice. Daaaarrrrr!
Isn't "Prepare to be boarded" a Captain Kirk line ???
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