I was horrified. I jumped out of the car and grabbed the bike, I unhooked the rear wheel. I threw the bike in the back of the car, and pulled up to microphone:

"hi, welcome to McDonald's can I take your order?"

"yeah, I fuckin' just killed your safety bar that you got hangin' out here with my bike.
Do you need to report that to anyone? "

"Would you like something to eat?"

"I said I just smashed my bike into your safety pole out here..."

"would you like to order?"

"fuck, okay, I'll have a burrito and coke."

"that will be $2.50 please pull around."

I know those grimmace assed mfers were laughin' their french fries off. bastards.