And so that was how it went. I tried to report it, they didn't care. The burrito gave me heartburn, and the coke was watered down. What the hell was I thinking? The damage:

1. Carbon fiber fork, now with bent drop outs
2. Thule rook rack that bolts to the car, now ripped out
3. Thule bike pod destroyed.
4. Paint on side of car, not so good.

All this carnage and it wasn't even 8:00am yet. Fuck.