French Creek:

SS Dan. After a week of partying at the beach, He makes it home for the ride. Gets dressed, warms up, goes to the bathroom, falls down and hurts his back. He pulls out of the race.
DNF/DNS? You may hear stories of a pack of rabid squirrels taking him down, or a break away gone wrong in a rock garden, or even a topless woman causing him to look away and trip and fall. Truth be told, he slipped in the bathroom. The good news is SS Dan looked really rough. Week at the beach bender rough. It was probably for the best that he didn't race today. Get some rest my friend and drink lots of fluids.