The rest of the night the fun continued. Leg breaker Buddy stopped a few times to make some minor adjustments to his IONIC. Small victory for me on this night, as this was the first time I wasn’t dropped on a mountain bike ride this year. F- yeah. Form (which I don’t have) comes with persistence. Todd was sporting a sweet knee brace, and plans on racing female/ beginner/ Clydesdale/ for white guys from Brooklyn this season. He was trying to get dropped on the 5 second rule, which he created, but kept hanging around at about 4 seconds. Todd likes Wake to go far in the tournament. I took some beatings over my hair growth:

First this exchange:

Slick Rick: " you going for an Elvis gone bad look with the burns and the mullet ?"
Me; " gunnar has a mullet."
Slick Rick : " gunnar is not a role model."

Then this exchange:

Todd " I'll get everyone to throw in 50 bucks if you go with the real deal. I mean shaved top,
Full on tail in the back, died red."
Leg Breaker Buddy " It's gotta be spiked on top. Gotta be spiked."

Ride ended up with everyone sharing a nice road soda in the parking lot.

Gotta give props to my main man Keith G. Two weeks ago he had a cancerous testicle removed, and tonight he was totally ripping. Not to mention, he had most of us laughing our asses of with one ball jokes. He said it's his way of coping. Dude, not to laugh at cancer, but I almost crashed laughing so hard a couple of times. How do you laugh at that? Stare fucking death in the face and laugh. Shit too deep for fatmarc.com for sure. I'm glad Keith was there. It was great to ride with him again.

Came home and Diane had just gotten home from Guitar. She loves guitar, but is hating a song she's been working on. Yeah Home on the Range. It's like the devil's song for her. What ever you do don't sing "oh give me a home" around her.. Anyway she picked up Taco Bell on the way home. Yeah, Taco Bell isn't the best Mexican, hell it's not Mexican at all, but after a long day, it was quite welcomed. Chicken Quesidilla and cheesey potatoes. mmm good.

heard Jebbagger might have a girl friend. steer clear young jedi, alcohol, women, an recreational drugs have been the downfall of many a good man. (vice versa if you are a woman.) (and if your gay it's been your down fall too, men to men, women to women, yeah you know what i mean...)

Respect
fatmarc