Monkey and I were looking at race pictures from the weekend last night.
She says to me, "I know you've been watching what you eat. Been working hard, balancing everything. you know honey, I see pictures of you walking around with our teammates, I've seen pictures of you racing your bike, and you look like a bike racer, you look like your peers..."
Monk continues, "and then, once in a while there's a shot where I just say..."
I interrupt, "that I am freakin' Ginormous!That I am HUGE ! A monster among men..."
We both start laughing. "You saw my podium didn't you?"
I hit the podium once in like 3 cross seasons, and I look like Gulliver and the inhabitants of Lilliput.
seriously, my chest is like 3 inches wider than anyone else in this photo...
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| Can you pick who came from a family of light weight wrestlers? |
UGH...
an old coach once told me, there's never a bad podium shot. I'm gonna go with that...
thanks for reading.
respect
vanderbacon
3 comments:
To quote Phoebe from "Friends" - "Shut up. No, really."
;-)
Dude even Auer looks kind of chubs in that kit.
Fire whoever designed that kit. Ally McBeal would look fat in it.
More disturbing is the fact that your podium number fell off when you stepped on it.
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