Had my brother's family, and my sister in laws family over for dinner Saturday night. My brother is super stoked.

Quick and easy right? Wrong. I turn the water back on and the filter will not seal, it shoots water all over the floor, all over me. I get Diane up, she asks, where is the O ring from the top of the container? I stare at her blankly. Lamely I say, "I have no idea what you are talking about." I look out the window where I dumped the container but see nothing. I am fucked. It's 7:30 and 15 people are gonna show up at my house any minute for an 8:00 am ride.