Slick Rick models the 2007 secret henry's team kit

In other scary and weird news, coming off the last climb and turning back on to I think it was 926, Slick Rick got hit by a SUV. It went down like this: car starts turning left, Slick Rick cheats up the right side of them a bit, and the driver, looking left, switches back right without ever looking to what was there. And well, she hit him. Luckily, Slick Rick used his Japanese Ninja skills, jumped into the air, did a complete flip, landed on the ground, turned around and punched through the hood of the blazer, cracking the engine block. Rick was totally unscathed. THANK GOD FOR THAT, WE WERE SUPER LUCKY. The driver stopped was totally apologetic and nice, Slick was fine, except that it took a lot of McGuyvering to get it his destroyed rear wheel rideable so we could get home. It's amazing what you can do with an allen set, handlebar tape, and a spoke wrench. BTW the driver didn't even mind the cracked engine block from Slick Rick's Iron fist because she was happy everyone was safe.

At the end of the ride, I was so happy to be home, and that we were all safe. I was really tired too. That whole road car thing is really scary. It makes me really want to stay in the woods as much as I can, maybe always. Aside from the whole rick getting bit by a car thing, it was a good day.

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