this is the ass that got me thrown out of the bar...

Well not really but sort of... let me explain Friday night St. Patrick's day, my favorite holiday, and the holiest of all holy days. Well, Diane, my brother Bryan, and his wife Tab, and I hit Kate's for some pops and some tasty nachos. Hmmm, they were tasty nachos. But I digress. There was this chick running around in these jeans, she was drinking, and dancing, and this Kate's, which is something like an unchain version of Bennigans, but whatever, her ass was totally hanging out of her jeans. We thought it was funny. She obviously was playing up for the crowd. She was drinking, we were drinking everyone was having a good time.

So I was joking that her ass should be on my blog. Tab whips out the camera and takes a
Picture of it. We all laugh. Pretty innocent right?

Well the FFF, you know the fuckin' fat friend that is always a sidekick, or hanger of other girls, anyway, the FFF (fuckin' fat friend) had obviously been drinking more than us, and was equally showing it all over the tavern/restaurant saw Tab take the picture and comes over and starts bitchin' up a storm. "what's wrong with you people, taking a picture of her ass?" I tried to play it off, and said "hey, we're taking a picture of this glass of water, we artists..." Okay, lame, I admit it, but that's what I said. She grabs the camera and says, "well why isn't it facing the glass of water then?" she continues her rant, "what are you a bunch of perverts?" Bryan and I look at each other and laugh, "yeah we are perverts." But now, Diane is pissed, and after a few pops she's ready to throw down, she replies, "the problem is that your friend over there, she needs to get a pair of pants that covers up her ass. If she doesn't want people looking at her crack, than cover it the hell up." Tab continued with the, "I was taking a picture to show my daughter how she can't leave the house." We all laughed and the FFF (fuckin' fat friend) stormed off in a huff.