Dennis Smith Captures Buddy's intensity in this picture. It's one of my favorites.

I got a little angry.

I put my arm around her, I looked into her eyes and I said in a kind, and soft voice, "It must be very hard for you to be the ugly sidekick. I mean, she didn't care, and her you are all upset. It must be so tough to be the ugly sidekick."

I turned and I walked away quietly. She didn't say anything at first, and then came back yelling across the restaurant with this gem, "hey, Wait, you can't say that to me, do you know who I am, I WORK HERE, it must be hard for you to be 5ft2, It must be hard for you..." Silence she couldn't come up with anything, that was all the game she had. Friggin' a-hole.

Look I was mean, and I'm usually not mean, but damn it was a joke, and obviously she had a hard on to show the world her crack, we took a picture of it. FFF just didn't get it. She was on an ego trip, well honey if your life goal, and the sole boost to your sidekick ego is to be a waitress at Kate's, god bless you. This on the holiest of all holy days. Blasphemy I say. Blasphemy.