Sideburn dividend

Dear Reader,

Last weekend I was at the pet store buying food for the pups. The clerk was a young man, early twenties who has always been very friendly with me. He has an amazing set of lamb chop side burns. Seriously, they are a thing of beauty. I have always been a fan of sideburns. I recognize that as I have grown a bit older, my sideburns may have become a bit more tame, but I also recognize that as long as I can grow them, I'll  probably have them in some version.

As we went to check out, Diane rushed to the counter with toys galore for the boys because, well as she says, "the dogs can chew toys, or they can chew your stuff!" ... But I digress, the young man with amazing sideburns looks at me and says, " that's a nice set of sideburns sir. Because you have good sideburns, and I'm a nice guy- I'm gonna give you 10% off your order!"

SIDEBURNS SELF HIGH FIVE!

SCORE!

Okay, he didn't have to call me sir, that was a little weird...

Diane just laughed, and I thanked the young man, as we schlepped our haul of dog food and toys to the fit...

Good Style. Good Sideburns, always pay off!

thanks for reading.

respect
vanderbacon