Went on a little ride with a man called leg breaker and a man called Rotten. Bad men they are. I am shattered.
Perhaps semi-retirement is not so good for the form? They were on me like a bad suit. Pretty much 20 minutes into the ride we were cruising across a section of slick, slimy roots. I was thinking about them as devil's fingers, and how I pride myself in being able to ride such technical features, and how challenging they are. Thinking, "man, we are bad asses..."
I commented to Rotten, "I felt set free from the ultra-stable yet hard to turn and no carving provided by the bastard son/ moped, with the ability to carve and flow again on big black I am having a lot of fun. " No sooner did I blurt out the words, then I found myself on the ground. The thing about slick, slimy, devil's fingers roots, is that it takes nothing to throw a no talent hack like me on the ground.
instant karma kills ego every time. Nice little hipper. I had another picture but you could see my wiener and my really hairy ass. This is still a rated R blog thank you.
I kept waiting to hear Rotten say, "so how you like your freedom now bitch?"
in this video Rachel works a v3+, I tell monkey to move, and Buddy just looks good.
what the fuck is a mach 6? Memo to big time movie directors, don't mess with the basic mythology. Geeks like me get really offended. I mean how do you kill off Professor X and Cyclops. Shameful.
Proper mental attitude is essential for success in mountain bike racing. Start by moping around the house. Next check the internet to see if the race was cancelled. Begrudgingly head off to race.
And then win. Simple formula.
or you could be like me and just quit.
Well done my friend, well done.
Finally, Granogue is closing in fast. Register now. As you may not know we will donate at least $1 for every racer entered to the Hera Women's Cancer Foundation. You can enter a raffle to win cool stuff, and help a great cause. Raffle drawings at The Granogue race, you do not have to be present to win.
But you should, be cause the race rules, and you know you can say hi to me. And my friend Brent is coming. If you buy a raffle ticket, Brent will sign any of your twin six merchandise. Really. I promise.
fucking Mach 6. What is that!?
respect
faticus
6 comments:
yo marcus, I hear ya brother. That slick shit hurts. I slid 5 feet across a wooden bridge on my fleshy side at french creek as soon as I thought to myself," man I set up a good line this lap, damn I'm good." ouch.
Is there a new X-Men movie out? The first two were so good. I was in nerd heaven.
Dude, the comics themselves are doing it now though. Read about Secret Invasion or wiki Wolverine. What a bunch of comic-selling BS.
I don't care what the F Amy says this time around, I am reading your damn comics.
i try moping and complaining before every race and it doesn't work for me. Freaking Toney... I miss you guys!!
hehehehe
you said "wiener"
I dig the new header/pic you've got.
holy shit Marcus...
1.) agreed, Speedy doesn't drive a Mach 6... wuddapuckizat?
2.) ignore those little voices in your head, especially when they tell you things are jiggly and cozy, it's along way down brother! (hulkster.
3.) Wes is the Huggy Bear of the Mass, total Pimp 24-7
4.) BIg black?... dunno aboot(hockey playoff season) that one.. a more fitting name would behoove the masses...... Your bike looks Brazilian (don;t ask me why it just does.....) I was thinking Colletta(girl) or Tico (boy)... both tradutional Brazilian names.. and hey everyone needs a little Brazilian in there life anyways....
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