You see I have this lime tree. My in laws they gave it to my wife for her birthday a year ago or so, and well it produces these really perfect limes. My problem is what do you do with limes? Well, you drink them in a Corona. Yeah, I know Corona is swill, Buddy the leg breaker has nightmares thinking about me drinking the shit, but you see I have this lime tree. What else am I gonna do? Les, international man of mystery has recommended that I try the high life with the lime, but the gas station on the corner doesn't have high life, just Corona, and you see I have this perfect little lime tree, that produces these perfect limes, that well, they make the usually skunk assed Corona taste just fine...
8 comments:
Vodka Tonic works with lime.
Put the lime in some guacamole and drink margaritas.
Just don't be drinking Corona Lights !!
How about a Fair Hill circuit on Saturday morning? You bring the lime, I'll bring the Iron City. If you need any more incentive, I can also offer post-ride soft pretzels and your very own bottle of mustard.
Les is gawdamm right about High Life. otherwise try Gin and Tonic in an Imperial Pint glass but substitute ice for scotch. The lime will make it all flow....My wife calls it the "next morning ride killer"
MikeFitz
tequilla shots ya beer-drinkin-singlespeed-riding-pink-helmet-wearin-Dansko-clog-wearin-sissy
go euro and drink campari with the lime the perfect summer drink!!!!!
Big Ass Gin & Tonic as Fitz said. Do it!
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