Toilet Paper anyone ?

Then I shit the bed.
I started crashing, and I couldn't stop. I'm a good technical rider, but Saturday I couldn't ride shit. I crashed in places I have no business crashing. In my head I felt like I was in quick sand. The course was fast, it was fun. But I came here to do business and I kept falling back. It was awful. The entire time I was drifting backwards. I'd attack out of a corner and tires would spin out, I tried to pass on the quick up and crashed again. It was bad. I haven't spent that much time on my back in a bike race ever.