Sunday, June 30, 2013

Scuba Gear Required...

Dear Reader,

My name is fatmarc vanderbacon. I have written a trilogy of books about vampires who don't want to hurt humans, but rather date them. These 100+ year old vampires find 17 years old intellectually stimulating and lock in on them. It's totally not creepy.  I also know we live in a world of grays, but cheating is cheating. I don't care if everyone else was doing it too. It seems like this time of year I have to say that more than normal. Do you cheat at your job?

Out on a bike ride with Dennisbike, Buddy the leg breaker, Travis, and CONsorto.  CONsorto did the Brownstown race on Saturday.

Fat-Me : "How did the race go?"

CONsorto:  "It was fun, but my belly went south at the end."

Fat-Me: "Drink too much at L-web's?"

CONsorto: "no, not at all"

Buddy the Kegbreaker: "Oh, so you didn't drink enough.."

CONsorto: "no, wait.. I..."

a rare speechless CONsorto moment...

It was a good ride Sunday. Humid enough that I think I needed an oxygen tank but fun. I suffered a lot, and spent the bulk of the ride starring at Dennis's rear wheel. I might owe him rent for using his rear wheel... I also admired the touch of gray developing in Travis's beard. Looks good...

thanks for reading.

respect
vanderbacon

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