chapter 74: mouth full of blood

Henry's Bikes Twin Six Fort Frames Spot Brand Howard Brown

I went to the dentist today. I had a different hygentist than the cute, kind, sort of milf one I usually get. I think it was the mean bitch I bit when I was ten. I got grounded from my bike for 6 weeks for that. I think the mean bitch remembered me and was making me pay for my indiscretions as a youth. I should have bit her today, and let me tell you no one would be grounding me now.

She worked my mouth over like she was Rocky Balboa. I spit more blood in the sink than I have since I was wrestling and bit the end of my tongue off at practice. Worst of all I have a cavity. My first one in 10 years. I hate the dentist. I’m eating garlic and drinking strong coffee before I get my filling. With any luck I’ll have gas and can fart the joint up too.

Slick Rik and I went for a little ride a middle run tonight. I had to throw a different wheel on tonight and I ended up running a little steeper gear than I wanted to. The 32x16 was a
tiny bit straining on my legs and back. Still the ride was a lot of fun, and except for when I laid it down coming around a slow corner, I felt pretty good, feel like I’m starting to get the feel of the mountain bike back. Oh, Slick Rik could tell you, I’m not so smooth yet, But it felt fun. Fitness is only 200 hours away…

One of the bonuses of not riding a mountain bike since August is that your favorite parks which you have ridden for over 10 years, seems like an entirely new place with tons of new trail cut in. Either that or the DTS trail elves have been wicked busy and there really are lots of new trails in Middle Run Central. It may call for some weekend exploration. I’d kinda like to go to Elk Neck this weekend if possible. Being as it will be wet may be that will happen.

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