Thursday, December 21, 2006

chapter 73: Doppleganger

so to get cultivate a look that ends up like this:



you know one that Harshman described as "designed to scare small children" , it took me roughly 3 weeks of beard farming, and then about an hour of precise shaving. Now I had felt strongly that the trucker 'stache would provide me the karma I would need for a great ride at nationals. Alas, it only gave me a good ride. For next year I'm gonna have to elevate my facial hair karma for sure. Now as nationals came to a close, I shaved, and cleaned up my face all together. No one was happier than Diane who enjoys me a little scruffy, but is no fan of my full on wooly beard, and certainly had no place for my moustache in her heart. However I was a little concerned last night when she said, "sweetie you know I hated that beard, but I have to admit, your face, well I'm really not used to it now, it looks odd to me, I mean not bad, but I'm just not used to it at this point." Hmmm, not too sure how I should feel about that. My wife my companion since I was 19 doesn't recognize my face. Truth be told, my face looked a little funny to me too after not really seeing it for a month. Consider this my entry in the superbowl of facial hair.

respect
fm

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you did have the PINK
Helmet and in all honesty the tache
really looked pretty good.

Anonymous said...

That picture tells a thousand words...you-I am ready for this, I am ready for this, Pauly-OMG I'm so nervous for you, Mike-look at those two...yeah very funny.

Anonymous said...

Bry is screwed this year for the superbowl of facial hair. I think we might have to go to Jokes-
R-Wild & get a falsey beard. He HAD to shave for something he had going on today. To say the least, his panties are in a bunch about it too. I think you might have it in the bag this year. Then again, my beard is coming in pretty good....we'll see what happens.

Anonymous said...

loved the nasty stache. real dirty sanchez-like. you also get props for getting a link from drunkcyclist. the whore has made the big time!!
jempy

Anonymous said...

Scarrrrry!

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0364725/Ss/0364725/DB-5.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0364725