Finally that hairy fatass got up. I think he’s in the garage riding that stupid bike again. I swear all he does is chase her and ride that damn bike. I got a creek in my back trying to sleep last night. I mean really how is a dog supposed to spread out when he’s in the bed.
Seriously, what does this guy think he owns the bed. But, anyway, finally he’s out of bed, and I can stretch out. Why would he want to ride the bike when he could rub my belly. Oh, yeah, that’s it, she’s got the idea, rub my belly. What’s this a bone, in bed, oh this is too good to be true, this is my costanza. My sex, tv and hot pastrami, it’s 
me spread out in the bed, getting my belly rubbed, chewing on my bone. Ah, life is good my friends, life is good.respect
riley
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Oh god, say it ain't so, Fatmarc. Is that a dog crate next to the bed?? Please tell me that your cute pooch does not spend all day in that thing! :(
I sleep on the right side of the bed also, next to our door. Dunno why, maybe to protect my wife and listen for danger...to listen for the kids at night when they get up to pee....dunno why...my dog Elvis.. well, our bed is a king and is pretty high off of the ground, and poor old Elvis is too old to jump up there, but I occassionally help him out a little so he has some mommy time on the bed.....dogs do rule.....
I don't know, you better watch out Marc, ride that bike too long and hard in the garage and riley just might take your place in the bed.
pussaliah
Yes, there are times when they do have to be crated. But for the most part they are free to wander throughout the house. They like their crates very much and will often just go and lay in them, especially during thunderstorms and what not. It's their safe place. Riley also has to be saved from himself. He's eaten things and had to have surgery to get them out. So when he was a pup, it kept him alive so he could make it to the bed lounging dog you see today.
My Rotweiler Otto, loved his crate, he would just go into it and sleep whenever he wanted to. When we had 4 dogs, they would try to get into one crate at the same time.. pretty funny stuff....
am i the only one who thinks riley's chew toy is strangely pornographic?
dirty dirty megA
Marc, until i finished it, I thought you were talking in the first person, laying in bed with a bone, getting your belly rubbed. Man was I confused, and slightly nauseous. :-)
ciao
Zach
Hey Riley -
Great bone, dude. I'd say let's get together and swap rawhide stories, but first there would have to be a doggy butt kicking contest which would just upset my leash holder something fierce. I'm off to see if I can work the rolling on my back thing, though.
Woof
Fred
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