Thursday, August 31, 2006

Chapter 33: from czech republic with love


Got my first FORT FRAME today. So sexy. Delicious. Can’t wait to build her up hopefully tomorrow. Maybe the rain will hold off a bit so I can ride her Saturday morning. So sweet. I have another fork coming for this frame set something even more seductive than the current carbon fork..

Did the PWC tonight. No Blair Blair, Mark the Shark, or Dan the Man, but still a very formidable group. You know I’m starting to be a little offended, I mean, I’ve done the PWC (peoples world championships) 4 times this year, and 3 of the times Mark the shark has been absent. These are probably the only times Mark has missed this ride. I think he is ducking me. Not because he fears my wicked wheel sucking abilities, but maybe he’s tired of my smart ass remarks, or my singing in the pace line, maybe just maybe he has been scarred by seeing my naked ass on the internet. Truth be told, I’m a little scarred by that. No Worries, Mark will surely drop me some time soon.

But I digress; Postal Dave drilled it, and at one point I about crapped my pants as I realized I was in a 4 man break away with Dana, Postal, Slick Rick and I. WTF was I doing there. Coming back over the cemetery bridge Dick gave me the eye and asked me if I was alright. Not sure what that was all about. Whatever Dick is a far superior cyclist to me and I was lucky to not be left for dead today. Besides, he was nice to me at the end of the ride. The goal tonight was to put myself in the pain cave for a bit, and do my best to not get dropped. Mission Accomplished on both fronts. Had really good Thai food today. That was tasty. I need to do some cross drills…

respect
fm

11 comments:

BC the Doood said...

Dude, good to see you and Diane today. How random was that in a city of 1.8 million people? Good to know you made it back in time for a ride, getting out of the city can sometime take hours.

ride on dude,
-bc

Anonymous said...

those 1st two pix remind me of a comment one of my friends made about sleeping with nicole richie or calista flockhart. "it'd be like sleeping with a bicycle," he said.

nice frame.

congrats on the fort deal -- after all your hard work you certainly deserve it.

Jason said...

What the F is that on that plate? Thai Colon Blow. Jeezus!!

Sweet frame too.

JM

gwadzilla said...

looks like more that "spooning" going on there!

I thought this was a family blog?

hope you put plenty of Phil Wood grease in that seat tube

ntw said...

That's some sweet looking Thai food.

Frank Brigandi said...

I'm going to guess you are getting another one for a 2nd bike for muddy races or on the fly issues with bike #1......or are you gonna fly the spot?

hey, it's me said...

yeah, I'll have a second bike. It will also be a fort. Last year I got a great deal on the spot/treks and had two bikes. I hated having a great race, and dnfing for flatting, inthe mud having 2 bikes is such a benefit. It's also nice as I like to rotate my bikes training wise. I basically do the same thing with my mtbs too. The Gay Ups Truck and Meanie Greenie. Gotta come up with better names for the forts. The Spot/treks were "a" bike and "b" bike...

respect
fm

Anonymous said...

That WHORE!
I've had a few rounds with her...she told me it was love, it was real. And there, with a hairy beast like you she lays, flaunting herself. Anyway, lookout for the anal herpies.
Dieter

Anonymous said...

ahh! you really do have a chainring tattoo...
now i know you are 'for real'

hey, it's me said...

but you remain anonymous, how am I to know who you are ? why teh "for real?" is that a jt refrenence? now I'm really confused.

respect
m

Anonymous said...

i am dieter. and you are still confused. i can't believe you slept with my old baby. looks like wes is rubbing off on you!
BOOM!