11. Smokey ass casinos
10. It's a dry heat. (So is my oven, but I don't want to hang their either)
9. Incessant ringing, clinking, buzzing, of gambling machines
8. Everything is fake. Everyone is far more fabulous than you.
7. from the local morning news: "in our top story Jenna Jameson will only be in
one position from now on folks. That's right she'll be in town as she is enshrined in
Madame Tussaud's wax museum."
6. $20 taxi cab rides
5. Paul Mitchell Hair Convention next to shoe show. They really are more fabulous than you.
4. Stripper Retirement Program: Old Shagged out women with bleached out hair
and huge boobs down to their stomach now serve up over priced food at convention centers.
3. Mexican dudes on the corner handing out "strippers to your room" cards
2. Celine Dion.
1. Old Dudes all blinged out with hot young girls. First thought, wow that dude is
hangin' with his daughter that's cool. Then they start all their grab asa shit, then you say
damn trophy wife. Then reality hits, she's not a trophy wife, she's a hooker.
2 comments:
What irony, your list is exactly the same as my top ten reasons why I love Vegas!
I wish I knew Vegas well enough to hate it...
fake is fake
whether it is in Bel Air Maryland or Las Vegas California
you do not need to go to Vegas to see silly-cones.
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