FortJames- (picture stolen from jabrewer)

But I digress, this morning as I came out to my toaster I saw that during the night, some industrious spider had crafted himself a huge, wonderful spider web. The web was spun from the ground, up the side of my toaster, and to the front stoop. It really was beautiful. I am also quite certain it could have snagged one of the little kids in my neighborhood.