Kevin....

It might not have been until I named my sideburns, that I realized my fixation with them. I read somewhere that Luke Wilson names his eyebrows, Lefty and Kevin. And basically when he acts depending on the emotion he is portraying he will work his eyebrows differently. Go watch Old School now, you'll have a whole new set of things to laugh at.

For me, the one consistent thing about Lefty and Kevin, you know my sideburns, has been that they are always a little different. Sometimes, Kevin will be working a little harder and has a little more length than Lefty. Sometimes Lefty just has a much stronger point going, much more traditional Elvis. I recognize that in the grooming of Lefty and Kevin, I have failed to keep my sideburns identical at times. I almost look at it that Lefty and Kevin both have a right to express themselves in their own way, make there own statement. I'd hate to take that freedom of expression away from them. Once I tried to grow a full on motorhead, and let Lefty and Kevin meet on my top lip. Yeah, Diane wasn't having that. You know, so although I'll do my best to keep Lefty and Kevin in the same ballpark, please let me know if I've crossed over eras in sideburns, or if my boys, Lefty and Kevin have become too different. You know, after all they are a team, and they do have to work together.