Dear Readers,
I bumped into my super hot ex-girlfriend today at star bucks. It was cool, not awkward at all. We sat down and talked for a little while. It was nice to catch up. We talked about music and TV. Totally normal stuff. She likes my new hair cut. She said she's missed me and would like to get coffee again sometime this week. We'll probably catch up sometime next week. We are totally not getting back together.
Independence Cross (formerly beacon cross)
Beacon photos courtesy dennisbike.com
The Bridgeton, NJ is a very unique and wonderful course. Formerly put on by the Beacon team and now the Independence team I was stoked to get there to race this year. The sandy nature of the course and the Amphitheater of Doom are unique to the venue, and makes it special, fast
and technical. The promoters go out of there way to have
4 dismounts/choices a lap. Did I mention a beach run? Chapeau gentlemen, thank you for keeping cross real. (I'm not a fan of grass crits-they just don't suit my strengths)
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| Kelly leads our group off the beach.. |
But I digress. Two weeks ago, if you would have asked me about racing cross, I would have said, "fuck cross". Then
these guys got me all crossed up and excited. I originally planned on riding my mountainbike at Granogue. BUUUTT.. Well, now I'm gonna have a season, not racing every weekend, not chasing points- but racing for sure... Once I decided that I was racing, well, I know how hard cross is, and how hard Granogue is, and how hard the first cross race of the season is so I signed up for Independence Cross (formerly Beacon) as a shake down race....
I've had a request for some traditional race reporting, so here's how it goes:
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| Amphitheater of Doom Lap 2... |
Got a good start. Tagged onto the back of the lead group. Close to midway through I found myself in a nice group with Kelly and Big Time. We were chasing the leaders who were just up the road a bit. Fergie came through about halfway through and the pace picked up, I was off the group and dangling... Pat from Guys motored by me on the long straight. Going into the final lap I could see Lombardo coming back. He's stronger than me, I'm not gonna get too many chances to chase him, but today I was gonna try to keep him honest. I felt like I could get to him. I charged after him, figuring I'd leave it all out there, and I slid out in a sandy corner. While I didn't totally hit the deck, I admit I lost my mojo in the corners a bit and kinda muffed a couple others... The chase was over as I rolled in after him with a big smile on my face. That was a good ride for me...
I will say the 8:00am start was a little tough, but getting home by 11 was pretty damn rad...
Granogue.
Paul, Lisa, and Ben brought back Granogue this year, and it was amazing. It was weird really only having to worry about my race, and not about the event. It was weird and wonderful. The course was great. Paul, Lisa and Ben were very kind to me and I really appreciated it. Returning to Granogue was extra special for me... To show Honor to me, Paul and Lisa gave me a front row call up for my race.
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Photo by Kita Roberts Professional Photographer and one of two official photographers of Granogue Cross...
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Unfortunately, I wasn't able to cash in on it at all... In reality, I felt like I had a top 20-25 in my legs, but my bikes didn't agree. Got a good start, at the bottom section of the lap, I had drifted back to about 8th, but was feeling good. I shifted into my easiest gear as we rolled into a slow climbing section, and the chain overshifted and freakin' wedged between the cassette and the spokes. I couldn't get it out so I started running... The entire race started rolling by me. I think I was DFL when I made the pit and grabbed my pit bike. I tried to stay cool, and get into TT mode, I got back to the tail end of the race and started picking off riders. I told myself, "time to play pac man let's see how many guys I can gobble up!" I was picking off riders, and feeling good about the world.
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| thanks to Heather for this shot... |
Lap three, I rip through the bridge section, and flat my front tire. Unbelievable. As if my race wasn't already over now it was really done. So fucking disappointing. But at this point I'm committed to finishing this travesty of a race. This is when the highlight of my races happened:
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Photo by Kita Roberts Professional Photographer and one of two official photographers of Granogue Cross...
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First- as I ran towards the big run/ride up- "the wall"- Chappy- a dude I have tons of respect for and is having a great season had the best heckle of the day "Dude, just think of it as running another 5k!" I laughed through my frustration... Thanks Chappy...
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| Photo by Jenn Sears.. |
Next- When I ran to the bottom of the big run up- there was this amazing trombone player. As I ran up the hill with my flat tire, he played
the sad trombone music... I stopped halfway up the hill and looked up,and saluted the fans on the wall... the crowd cheered louder than I could imagine...
I smiled, and as I started to run again it got louder and the trombone player played
charge! I was frustrated, disappointed, but at that moment fully in love with my crazy hot ex girlfriend with a huge smile across my face...
I changed bikes and finished out my race...
Frustrating for sure, I had high expectations for today... There's always next week...
BTW- everyone cheering on the big hill was awesome. Thanks for being rad. Thanks for reminding me why Mid Atlantic Cross is so amazing! So many hugs today. It was a beautiful thing...
Special thanks to my buddy Bob Joos who worked pit for me today, and really had to work his ass off.. I am very appreciative of his support and frankly getting my bikes working again.. If he hadn't have gotten my first bike working again, when I would have been done when I had to pit a second time... His encouragement each lap kept me going.. Thanks Bob...
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| this guy worked his ass off for me today! |
so that's my story...
Joy, Pain, Sunshine and Rain... motherfucking cross rules...
thanks for reading.
respect
Fatmarc Freakin' Vanderbacon
6 comments:
One of your best entries man, really enjoyed it. Are you running more of a MTB set up this year? Runkel levers, seems like wider and higher bars. And perhaps the best version of Dura Ace?
Hey I'm the trombone player, glad you enjoyed it!!
you're always first with me.. did you tell Diane about us? ;) lol great to see you today.
Sounds like we flatted at the same spot, in the woods right after the bridge. I guess next year we need to take a shovel and remove whatever that sharp thing was. Good on ya for both being prepared with a a spare bike (I learned something in my first race) and for the determination to keep going. I'll see you out there again.
so good!
"Just think of it as running another 5k!" Awesome. And I'm particularly bummed I didn't make it out after hearing these fantastic trombone accounts!
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