The other night I was out for an easy ride. The kind of ride that my friend Shane lovingly calls a multi-tasking ride: you know it's so slow you can sleep and ride at the same time. Yeah, I thought that was funny too. Anyway, I was out for one of my easy rides, and I knew that my rear tire was a little low on air. I was looping around the college campus when what did I see but a bicycle repair oasis!
I thought to myself, "man college kids these days have it so freaking good! This is so damn cool! " All the tools anyone wouldn't need right here in the bike parking area. Plus, what a bonus I need air my tire, and here's a pump! Yeah, University of Delaware! So I quickly hooked the pump up to my rear tire, of course letting a little more air out of the tire, and then I begin to pump when I notice something is wrong...
Fucking college kids could screw up a wet dream. Sonofabitch. The pump was completely destroyed. Now with my even more flat tire, my hopes dashed, I continued on my way home limping on back to my car home.
UUGG.
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vanderbacon
2 comments:
Time to start carrying a pump, my friend. Not all of us can get through life like Jay De Jesus. :)
That jersey looks baggy enough, you could have like 4 pumps in those pockets...
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