Thursday, February 13, 2014

Playoff Beard

Dear Readers,

I have been growing a beard for a few weeks now. I like having a beard.

Yesterday, Diane said to me, "your beard is starting to get a little bushy, you think about trimming that thing?

To which I responded, "yeah, it's a little longer than I like, but I can't do anything about it right now."

Diane looked at me puzzled.

I continued, " I'd love to trim it but I can't."

I smiled and explained, "it's a playoff beard, I started growing it when I started my last push of school. Frankly with 16 days left to go, well I'm afraid that if I trim this thing I'm gonna fail my last last class and not be finished on March 1."

My lovely wife, nodding understandingly, " got it. totally understand, I want you to finish up school, so don't touch that thing..."

you gotta respect a playoff beard. It's the rules.

BTW my wife rules too.

thanks for reading

respect
vanderbacon.

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