new phone feature

dear readers,

So Friday morning, Diane and I were having an argument over the phone.

Suddenly I must said something over the line, because she hung up on me.

I called her back.

FM : " sweetie, I think we must have gotten disconnected..."

Monkey: "yup, I have our IT department looking at it, there's a new feature on my phone, it must have  kicked  in..."

FM : " what feature is that?"

Monkey : " the condescending ass hang up feature."

FM: "hows that work?"

Monkey: " When there's a condescending ass on the other line the phone disconnects."

FM: " point taken."

we both started laughing...

I think she is looking into the "jackass ejector seats" for the car as well.

respect

fatmarc