022: hanging out in the streets

So this is the California Taco dude.
So Saturday afternoon, I'm standing in "Newark night" with my wife, my brother and his kids. This young woman, somewhat buxom, a little rough looking, but still not horrible on the eyes, comes up to the California taco Dude, and well begins to molest him.

it started with her, shimming back to him and shaking her ass, giving him a little lap dance.

My brother poked me, " are you seeing this?"

Diane spoke up, "oh my god..."
Next she spun around wrapping her left leg around his torso and flinging her head back smiling at her friends...

"as you videoing this?" my brother asked.

"fuck, my camera is broken. I got nothing, this is hilarious!" I replied.

Finally, the young woman, all the while being photoed by her friends, spun back around dropped to her knees, and thrust her face into California Taco Dude's Crotch.
we lost it laughing out loud.

As Breyla-la, Heidi and Tab came back to our little group, my brother suggested that we follow these girls, "i just have a feeling where ever they are going is going to be where the show will be..."

Aside from the molestation of California Taco Dude, the night was much more family oriented, and we had a great time. My niece and nephew even got a little face time with Lord Vader.
Sunday Monkey and I loaded up the cross bikes and headed out to Philly to enjoy the big bike race. We were lucky enough to have Ann Rock as our tour guide as we rode around the city to check out the different vantage points. We cheered for friends in the race, cheered for drivers in the race, and enjoyed the Morgan's bbq. In addition to Anne we were accompanied most of the day by Naomi, Steve, M, Nishat and Dave. We wrapped up the day at lemon hill. It was awesome.
Coolest thing I saw all day: So this jelly belly kid took a big flyer and was on a solo break most of the day. Of course the peloton caught him as the race was wrapping up. He was hurting, and had the final 3 trips over lemon hill in a small groupetto off the main pack. One of the Jacques Mayne boys, pushed him over the top. Total classy move. that was cool to see.

As I mentioned before, our camera is broken, so most of these pictures are stolen from facebook, the internerd or my phone. Anthony got the nice shot of Rock, Monk and I.

Our camera has been on a slow path to death since getting caught in a pocket of water at Gloucester last year...

great weekend

thanks for reading.

respect.
fatmarc