what I really love is the hot chicks that want to friend me.
I get one or two a week. Only instead of fitting my normal friend request profile : bike racer, 10-15 friends in common, someone I know, interweb know.. it goes like this:
No common friends.
Picture with pouty lips and exposed cleavage.
Nothing imaginable in common with me. you know something like this:
I never enjoyed denying hot chicks so much.
Lady readers of Fatmarc.com, do you get a male version of this on facebook? Probably not, I guess women are far too smart to fall for the random hot person seeking to friend me for no possible reason trick.
good ride tonight. Maybe a little more than coach wanted me to do, but I felt like pushing myself just a little. Got some good efforts in and jumped in on one of the local rides for a bit. Yeah, I was the terror of the B ride tonight folks! Douchey, yeah but I did get my efforts in...
Baker's Saturday... One of my favorite events. This will be my fourth time. I did this in '07 with Combsie and Monkey, '08 with Slick Rick and Monkey, '09 with Buddy the Keg Breaker and Peaches. This year I'm teamed up with Kim and Wes. I expect I will be going much better than last weekend, and I'm looking to have some fun. You know I have a pretty good hour, after that the wheels tend to fall off... Bakers is just 5-6 short cross races right?
hope to see you there...
thanks for reading...
respect
fatmarc
9 comments:
I got that same request. Thought the same things along with I know NO ONE that hot. HAS to be SPAM, delete. Surely she cam to me only after you denied her Facebook love.
you definitely have to get better at clearing the porn cache from your internet browser, dude. that's so amateur.
the only creepy guys that try to friend me are usually from DC.
Hasn't happened to me with facebook yet but it did with twitter. Half my "followers" were fake-hot-chick peoples. I spent more time deleting them and blocking them than I spent on twitter doing anything else.
-t
Oh noes! You mean to tell me that impossibly hot looking women don't really want to be my facebook friend? Damn.
Guess I won't be needing that case of penis enlargement medicine I ordered after receiving an enticing email offer. The shipping and handling costs and return fees are going to cost a ton, but It's not a big deal; I'll just pay for it out of the money that Idi Amin's widow is going to send me once she receives the $10k I wired her.
Dude. Really? Don't even ride today. Please. I may call Diane and get her to enforce that.
...you were "that guy" on a "B" ride! Nice!
hey, i thought I was being that guy! i was enjoying myself.
I get creepy dudes. Eeeesh. Deny! Deny! (Though, I am on the market now, sooo...Maybe not? Ha.)
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