Tuesday, March 16, 2010

095: smack-delicious

Monkey: "hey babe, how was your ride?"

Fatmarc:" it was sick. Big group, total bawlers, the kids were flying... I suffered my arse off"
Monkey: "did you have fun?"

Fatmarc:" yup, in a sick self abusive kinda way, the smack down is always good like that, tonight was really fun. Neugebauer is freaking flying. He was totally killing it. The group was sick."
Monkey: "how did you ride?"

Fatmarc: "I fake it pretty good. I watch my P's and Q's hide out as much as possible. What's for dinner I'm hungry and totally destroyed..."

Monkey: " actually, I'm picking up a pizza right now!"

Fatmarc: "awesome, I totally love you so much."

Monkey: "from Rosa's"

Fatmarc: "seriously, "i'm picking up pizza is the sexiest thing you have ever said to me..."
Monkey: "how long until you get home 20 minutes?"

Fatmarc: "seriously, I might have a little chubby right now..."

Monkey: "knock it off, I love you see you when you get home..."
Sixty degree weather, warm and all the snow is gone.

the protest is rapidly coming to a close.

Beard observations:

Dude's dig it. They appreciate the ruggedness of it. the burliness. It does make this dude uncomfortable.

Chick's not so much. Most treat it with disdain. Amy (sharkete) was the only woman who was luke warm to it. Monkey despises it. My mother in law was the only one who liked it. I think it has to go.

Too tired to shave tonight... soon...

thanks for reading.

respect.
fatmarc

4 comments:

Jim said...

I actually gave up on the winter protest beard and now concentrate on shaving Winter Political Messages into my back hair. Apparently, my back voted for George McGovern in '72. I knew that thing was a ****in hippie.

Jason said...

Truth be told, you make me mildly uncomfortable even when you shave. But in a good way I guess. Not in a man crush way, or anything, (not that there's anything wrong with that, if someone wants to have a man crush that's their business, it's just my doors only open one way...) OK, I'm gonna stop now... SEE!! YOU MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE!! LOL! Kidding with you of course. I think I'm just jealous it takes me 3 days to get 5 o'clock shadow!

See you soon, BTW- saw you word on Embrocation. Nicely done.

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Judi said...

the weather has been RAD!! shave that shit off. dominic finally did. he also shaved his legs. go on. do it. you'll feel better.