Monkey: So what’s going on with all that facial hair?Me: What are you talking about?
Monkey: what do you mean what am I talking about! You haven’t shaved in weeks, you have a beard!
Me: It’s not a beard.
Monkey: What do you mean it’s not a beard?
Me: It’s not a beard. It’s a protest.
Monkey: Hair on face, covering your entire face, looks like a beard to me.
Me: It’s not a beard. It’s a protest.
Monkey: protest of what?
Me: protest of snow, I’m sick of it. I can’t handle it so I’m not shaving until it’s gone.
Monkey (with a coy smile) : protest huh?
Me: a protest.
me: (continuing) When the snow is gone so is the beard.
Monkey: That’s better than what I thought…
Me: please explain?
Monkey: I know you’re getting together with your brothers this weekend, I didn’t know if it
was one of your guys silly feats of strength.
Me: hmmm. feats of strength are not silly, but my beard is strong. Perhaps two birds with one beard?
Looked at the ole GPS from the crit last weekend.
I didn’t quite get this corner nail down so much last weekend…
Okay this one was a little better…
Spent the evening in half wheel hell with Shark and sharket. Fun ride. More fun when there was a tail wind. Just sayin' ... I am a broken man this morning...
On the upside somebody got a CAT 3 Upgrade today! Who could it be ? hmmmm...
Happy Cinco de Marcho... Thanks for reading…
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5 comments:
BEARDO!
oh, so funny. dominic was growing a beard too. his isn't as thick as yours though. his is scruffy. i'm w/ diane - shave that shit off.
Too funny- I'm growing one for Monkey Knife Fight. I think we most definitely need a Marc and a Monkey up for that one.
Read "The Belgian" in Embrocation Mag this morning. Nice.
the beard is a little hockey-esque
it is handsome (yes I know it is gone)
more controlled than I like to go
I always regret when i trim my beard
I have not seen Seibold in a while
my bet
Jonathan looks like he is part woolly mammoth
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