Monday, August 10, 2009

026: fun with facial hair

A little known fact about the C3-Athletes Serving Athletes Cyclocross Team is the tough clauses that the boss has all of us agree to be apart of our team. One of the clauses deals with facial hair, and that no member of the team shall have excessive facial hair. You know sort of like the New York Yankees.

Last weekend the boss came up to check on me. I had to clean up.

I went from my initial look: The Geico Caveman:

The Southern Gentleman:

To My personal favorite The Trucker:


Then of course The Law Enforcement Special:


Luckily things went well as we had a good ride and were able to preview the Lums Pond Tri bike course where I think he is competing next week.We had fun doing a couple of efforts and proceeded to half-wheel hell each other all the way home. I was destroyed.

respect.
fatmarc
"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by me. "

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Four words, "My Name is Earl."
this is good btw.

Anonymous said...

I hope you kept that mustache for my birthday party! Free mustache rides for the birthday girl! - vonHotty

vonteity said...

I like the last look, that should be the new 'cross facial 'do this year. BTW, the anonymous comment was not me. I never post anonymously.

Fort James said...

Like K said. I was thinking "Karma". I thought the 'burns would be bigger though . . . . next time.

forty f15teen said...

dude i can beat you any day of the week in a beard-showdown... but that 'stache is UNBELIEVABLE. FOR FUCKING SERIOUS I AM ENVIOUS OF THAT STACHE.

well done.

and that "no facial hair" BS is why i could never be a C3 athlete... well, that and lack of dedication and motivation.

Tabba said...

LOL freaking awesome!

Zach said...

We at C3 can only get away with awful facial hair if it is patchy.

Marc, we are on some weird sort of brain wave together, I sheared the burns today without any prompting. Kinda weird....

Oh and if no one else is going to say it, I will. Don't ever do just a mustache. There is no magnum PI about it, you just flat out look like a child abductor and I expect an amber alert to go off in the morning. There, it had to be said. I don't feel bad saying it either: hence a) I know it is not an original thought and b) I take way more shit for my facial hair and haircuts.

onelegmatt said...

When the temps start dropping below 50, I'll start growing facial hair, but it's WAY too hot for that shit now.

Anonymous said...

Two words: Ron. Jeremy.