Wednesday, June 17, 2009

011: the ice cream headache theorem

I have been wrought with sinus issues this spring. First I experienced allergies. Man, what have I been missing out on all these years! Next of course a sinus infection that put on my back for quite sometime.

In recent days as I have struggled back to health and the finer things in life, you know like Rita's water ice, I am experiencing the dreaded brain freeze much more frequently. There was a time in my life when I could easily handle a large water ice with no ice cream headache issues at all.


That was before this spring.

With all my sinus issues this spring, it seems I can't enjoy more than three heaping spoonfuls of fruity, tasty happiness in my mouth without being crippled by the pain of a brain freeze.

My theory is this: my sinuses have become so much more sensitive and worked over the past few months that I have become super susceptible to brain freeze now. I'll have to have Rita's at least once a day to continue testing my theory.
This theory might rank up there with the Rotten-Faticus sex in the shower hypnosis. That theory says simply that the idea of sex in the shower is actually better than actual application. Not saying I'd turn down sex in the shower, but that it's never as great as you think it would be. That scientific debate is of course for another day...

Last night was the Joe Manning ride at Middlerun. I didn't go. For some reason I thought it was last week when I was sick, and then I had made plans to go to Baltimore, and then it turned out the ride was last night. I made the decision to not bail on Baltimore. I may have botched that one. I did have a great ride down in Loch Raven.

Jan, also known in some parts as the Silver Fox,and I loaded up the toaster and went down to Joe's Bike Shop


where we met Auer

and Bad Andy.

Hey look there's Sweet Johnny:

Auer took lead what I will call a brisk loop around Loch Raven. The First section was very flat and rooty. The trail was super twisty. Although we were not passing each other, the trail had a number of options when logs or other trail features appears, so along with some good natured smack, it was fun to see who would take what line through a particular section. I was smiling ear to ear.

The next section of trail turned up, and I was quickly reminded that I am not yet 100%. On a great day, it's hard to climb with this crew, on this day, I knew I had to back off just a bit and not over do it. So the boys had to wait a few seconds on top of the 2 long climbs. The ride back in totally ripped, as I know was starting to crack and cramp a little, but the flow of the trail, and race against darkness as the sun set kept us honest all the way back to the car.

Auer and Bad Andy looked somewhat unfazed after the ride. Jan was stoic as usual. I was pretty much destroyed. That was a fast ride. I felt good, I felt awful, but it was awesome. Have to get back to Lock Raven again soon.

Bad Andy was the only person on the ride with black gloves, everyone else wore white.
one week until the MASS weekend. This could get ugly.
BTW, no superflys were broken during this ride.

respect
fm
"whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right"

6 comments:

Chris Mayhew said...

Probably not your sinuses.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_freeze

Anonymous said...

From experience, the sex in the shower experiment will have varying results, depending on the researchers. 1 out of (ummmmm)4 (?) researchers proved theory acurate, 3 out of (ummmm) 4(?) disproved the theory . Brain Freeze theory seems a far better research to the better of humanity. Hypothsize the end results and test back to the root cause. Then report results.

megA said...

I was going to comment all sympathetic and stuff about your allergies and sinus issues as that is usually my life for spring and fall, but then you reminded me that you have RIta's and I don't, and my sympathies melted like a size large Rita's with gelato in the center. . .so enjoy your sinuses. The good must have a little of the bad so that you have perspective.

xo
m

Fort James said...

Once again, I say take time for proper things. Rita's water ice is OK, but go to Little Italy and get some real Italian Ice, where the flavors are lemon and lemon, the recipe has been passed from generation to generation, and you get chunks of real lemon. Eating Rita's compared to the real stuff is akin to eating Dunkin Donuts versus Bing's Bakery donuts. We both know we need to keep these foods in check, but if you are going to eat them, might as well go for the hand made option.

NOTE: No Rita's water ice was harmed with the making of this info-mercial.

Jim said...

The Rita's Gelato, particularly the cherry/vanilla mix, is pretty much iced crack. As for the sex in the shower theory, I have a friend who destroyed his back one day doing just that. Blew out a couple discs or something. On the one hand I was envious - must have been really good to do that. There's toe-curling, but disc-breaking? Damn. On the other hand, if I could avoid destroying my back I probably would...

vonteity said...

I can't believe you guys didn't invite me, you bastards. I have yet to even ride my new (to me) mtb.