The plan called for a hard group ride on Thursday again this week. I was able to sneak out of work a few minutes early and again made an appearance at the Peoples World Championships. Second time in 2 years! Super Sweet.
More good news, I didn't take out anyone on this week's ride.
On the way home from the ride I was doing a little "Clark Kent" in the car. I was running late and needed to get to my parents. As the stop light on 40, I slipped off my bibs.
Then the light turned green. I still didn't have any pants on. I was driving. I had no pants on, bare ass on the seat, junk getting a lot more wind than normal. Although liberating, I feared getting pulled over, or crashing or something while I drove down the road with no pants. To totally keep my junk from getting wind burned, I threw my underwear in my lap. At the light on Old Baltimore Pike, I slipped my pants on, felt a lot less pervy, and made it my folks fully dressed.
totally awesome.
respect
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