Sunday afternoon I was baking cookies. Don’t get too excited they were totally toll house. But I digress, I was baking chocolate chip cookies and next to the cookie pan was what appeared to be a stray chocolate chip. I picked it up and tossed it in my mouth.
Quickly I realized the error of my ways. I noticed Diane’s water bottle from her ride sitting next to the sink, and it had some dirt on the outside of it. The clump of dirt in my mouth, now turning into a little clump of mud, tasted awful, clearly not a chocolate chip. I quickly grabbed my beverage and began to wash out my mouth trying to get the dirt out of my mouth.
Quickly I realized the error of my ways. I noticed Diane’s water bottle from her ride sitting next to the sink, and it had some dirt on the outside of it. The clump of dirt in my mouth, now turning into a little clump of mud, tasted awful, clearly not a chocolate chip. I quickly grabbed my beverage and began to wash out my mouth trying to get the dirt out of my mouth.
Last night I went out to the Smackdown ride. I pretty much got smacked down. Mark the Shark, Doc, Amy and Bruce and John Miller put me in a world of hurt. I got dropped, I fought back, I got dropped again. The circle of life is tough thing.
I clearly have a lot of work to do. Thanks for the beatings folks.
respect.
fatmarc
6 comments:
Gee Alice. It sounds like a tough day.
But seriously, I have no grounds to mock you out here. I'm in horrible shape, getting dropped by myself, and I when I walk into a kitchen it's Julia Childs on crystal meth.
Just be thankful Monkey wasn't riding on a horse farm that day.
.....but you always came back for more! That's a victory in itself!
....or you just like the suffering
and throwing up part!
Hammer On!
dude..... i buy that ready made choco chip cookie dough in the tubs...1/2 of it never makes the oven
I'm totally down with anonymous.....mmmmm....cookie dough!
Anyway...you should ask Bry about his cat cookie fiasco. It might make you feel a tad better about eating a lump of dirt!!!
Hey Marc I just wanted you to be the first to know.
http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies
Peace,
Metro
lol at jim's comment.
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