Rode my bicycle over to my parent's house the other night. Mom was having some issues with her computer and I said I'd take a look at it. I'm far from IT savvy, but I figured I'd try my best. She won't tell me so, but I think I made it worse. Sorry Mom.
Riding home I cut through a little rough part of Elkton. A group of teenagers were doing what teenagers do: sitting on a stoop heckling people that came by. I rode by and they yelled at me, "look it's Lance Armstrong! Go Lance Go!" they all laughed. I responded by yelling back, "look it's dirty wife beater t-shirt guy! Go dirty wife beater T-shirt guy!!"
The leader of the pack puckered up his face somewhat confused. His peers laughed a hesitant and unexpected laugh. I don't think they expected a quick re-tort from me. Perhaps not my most clever work, but it was effective.
Did some corner drills on my new tubies. Monkey assures me they are supposed to feel weird in the corners. I'm not sure my 175lb - okay 178lb ass is supposed to be running 25lbs of air pressure. I have been assured everything will be fine, but they feel weird, and in the fastest corners tonight, I admit I was timid. I'm guessing it will come around. Plenty of time to get comfortable with that. I mean, it's August, who's racing cross now anyway ?
Silly Fools.
respect
faticus
PS: thanks for all the kind words about Layla. She is doing much better. Today is her first day back to normal food. Never spent so much time chasing a dog around the back yard to look at their crap. I think Riley was getting jealous. I can imagine him thinking something like this: "look man, my crap is twice as big as hers, but all you do is walk around trying to watch her crap, hey I'm over here, I'm crapping, Come on man! Look at this pile! it's huge ! "
Must love dogs. - UGH
7 comments:
I am at a point now in my life where if I see a group of teenagers hanging out, I think of a super mean retort as soon as I see them and wait for my chance to use it.
The Dirty Wife Beater Shirt Guy thing sounds like one of those Bud ads.
"Real American Heeeeeeeee-roes...
We salute you, Dirty Wife Beater T-Shirt Guy.
In an age where most people believe in clean, collared, shirts with actual sleeves, you stand alone on the corner
[all alone on the corrrrrrrrr-erner]
Heckling productive, clean shirt wearing people as they pass by,
Secure in your rugged individualism,
You're not afraid to sport armpit hair that looks like the rat infested beard of a dead New York diamond merchant,
[Smelly, smelly orthodox armpits]
Hopin' that 98 Rock will play some Skynyrd for you to rock out in your '78 Camaro,
And that the fat guy on the bike doesn't circle back and kick your ass.
'Cuz that would suck ballz.
Here's to you, Dirty Wife Beater T-Shirt Guy. You might be on Cops some day, but the cops aren't on you... not yet, anyhow.
Real American Heeeeee-roes."
Yeah, I'd buy some of that.
good luck to you and the monkey this weekend. Sorry to say I can't make it !
magneto
dude,
178? You're a biscuit away from 180!!!
Glad the dog is better. I am curious what you feed. FYI - my guys are fed raw and never ever have any GI issues.
Just sayin'.....
LOved JIm's commercial too.
so, hey. . .
http://www.crossresults.com/?n=racers&sn=pred&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.bikereg.com%2fevents%2fregister.asp%3feventid%3d6456
no pressure, though.
xoxo
m
good thing you have the monkey as a coach, otherwise all would be lost
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