Monday, July 23, 2007

episode 156: everyone loves john

you know someday I think this sign will read "fuck you fatmarc."

not sure if I will celebrate that or realize that as my fate.

good to john. i really like that guy, fast as hell, very strong rider,super nice too. a racer's racer. even if he won't ride with me, I still love the guy. He probably doesn"t want me to slow him down any.

so work has been really busy lately, might say at time they have had me living in the pain cave.
so last week Diane(Monkey) and I went to borders at midnight to get the latest harry potter book. It was pretty much chaos. They let groups into the building in alphabetical order. Diane was letter "D". She hit the door and people were every where. Totally no organization. Luckily, my wife the charming chunky monkey can scrum like a mother fucker, and in no time flat she was at the front of the line. It was pretty damn smooth.
some borders lady tried to move her back to the end of the line, she used the duck, dodge, dive, drool, and die tactics of the Delaware Cyclocross Coalition of Delaware, and we were out of there by 12:30. Have I told you how much my wife rules. You know except where she totally butted in front of our tax lady, and her kids. Yeah, that was a little tough.
anyway, sooner or later I'll decide that I want to ride bikes again, and I'll have a nice little report about some little ride that I've done.
btw, I've been rocking some high life, it is after all the champagne of beer.
respect.
fatmarc

4 comments:

Jason said...

Glad to see my wife is not the only one reading HP books. She bought it on a a Saturday, finished it on Sunday night. It was like me and B-Man weren't even in the same house. Watch out she doesn't turn you into a newt or something. Later. JM

Anonymous said...

JW has been hearby coined The Duke of Trail! I heart JW!

Suki said...

any possibility diane might be willing to teach me how to scrum like a motherfucker, as well?

I mean...I've got the use-the-booty-to-clear-the-dance-floor move down...

I've perfected the you-were-talking-to-me?head-turn-con-"inadvertent"-elbow-thrust (with apologetic and suprised look)...

and I'm super good (with a bunch of pre-teens arounds) at ignoring blood curdling screams.

this scrum thing...could really come in handy, though...

gwadzilla said...

cheers


you deserve a beer with your legs up

it really bummed my out how Weaslie killed Harry and Hermonie in a strange Romeo and Juliet West Side Story sort of way in the last scene

total bummer

oh...
here is a tip
keep your spells away from Frank
that Hocus Pocus stuff pisses him off!