this is Matt (run forest).Matt doesn't like his nick name. In fact in this era of name changes :
spot paul to ipaul(c)
Jan to Jens to Uncle Mike
Rob (not that no talent ass clown from matchbox 20) to rotten rob
Dan the man to DDub (his older nickname)
Matt wants to change up. Hell, I even heard that certain BL riders have called me a new nickname: the connoisseur to some or the bike nazi to others. Love to hear the origins of those, but I digress. Please help me give Matt a new nick name. Best suggestion gets naming rights, and some Spot Brand and Twin Six stickers. Oh, and "asshole who attacks at the bottom of every hill and blows up" is taken, I checked. I heart Matt (formerly run forest)
The connoisseur huh? I kinda like that.
That would end my favorite exchange:
person: "hi, I'm insert name here what's your name?"
me: "hi, I'm fatmarc."
person: "YOUR FATMARC !?"
me: "yup."
person: "well you're not that fat."
me: (not sure what to say) "ahh... thanks..." thinking "what do you mean that fat?" or "man, you haven't seen me in my skinsuit yet..."
Or Diane's most frequent conversation at races:
person: "hi, I'm insert name here, how are you?"
Diane: " hi, I'm Diane"
somewhere in conversation
person:"so are you married?"
Diane, "yup, I'm married to Marc" Diane points to me
Person," wait, your married to him, fatmarc !?"
Diane," yup, that's my husband."
person, "really, I never imagined he was married. Really...that guys married, huh..."
Diane"yup" kinda uncomfortable smile... "how about those mets ?"
my wife is pretty awesome, sorry to be such an ass babe, it's just a part of who I am.
Perhaps as the connoisseur I'll have an entirely different, and smooth persona, kinda Rico Suave.
Mr. T gold chains have been ordered...
stay in school or end up like me.
respect.
fm
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OK,
first off, let me say this from experience, re-name requests ain't happening. Nicknames just don't work that way, they just happen.
I don't even know where Run Forrrest comes form, but I always thought of Matt as "Matchstick Matt" (both for his color scheme and his riding style.
I hope I do get multiple entries in the contest as the day is still young.
Jan (not Jens, not Onkel Mike).
You can always do the nickname shuffle, do it as a raffle draw and you get renamed whatever you draw (utilizing current nicknames)- then the bribes and trading comes in and in the end everyone ends up with their original names and someone somehow made some money.
On a seperate note any of your gang of Mid Atlantic SS thugs making their way up to the Granite State (NH) in August for the 24 Hours of Great Glen?
later- DEA
O.K. I' throwing one in.
Matt always looks squeaky clean, fresh faced and ready to pounce on something. So given his squeaky clean Georgia Boy looks, I'm gonna suggest "Peach"
Well, i'll chime in here for this one. A reflection of Matt's life outside of riding...lets call him "grasshopper"! It's also applicable to his riding style, jump and jump again.
I like it.
kevin
GASH. couple different meanings...
1] for the leg-gina
2]acronym for Giant Asshole Spot wHore (this plays into the "asshole who attacks at the bottom of every climb")
I too thought of GASH but I wasn't clever enough to take it to the acronym...........plus it has that rockstar feel to it...like Slash.
Andrew
i like the baby-faced train of thought, but the leg-gina train is so much more memorable. Why not Matt-gina or Peach-gina?
I remember a little ride through Lancaster where, we refered to him as Matthole, instead of asshole.
B
How bout Matty the Cutter... he cuts the grass :-)
-The dad
-hotstuff
-clean cut
-spoiler
-the closer
-hancienda
- boss
-gringo
After hearing all the different names, I have to say I am with Frank.
I say his new nick name should be: PEACHES
after reading all these ^
I can't think of anything that doesn't have to do with cooter...
bastards.
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