Monday, October 9, 2006

chapter 99 : fresh meat

Okay, as I am totally immersed in my fall time passion of cyclocross, I would hate for anyone to think that I have forgotten about my outstanding Spot Brand – Twin Six team. Although I admit the Gay UPS truck and Green Meanie have been cleaned, and are currently hibernating for a fall nap, as soon as this silly barrier jumping fetish of mine comes to a close, and I bulk up about 20 pounds, I’ll be back to the single track.

In preparation for another strong campaign in 2007, the Spot Brand-Twin Six team is happy to announce 2 additions to our team. Ben Yoder and Bob Elam are our new whores. That’s right folks: Fresh Meat get ‘em while their fresh. Bob and Ben have extensive roots in the local single speed community and have proven themselves as dedicated and hard working racers. Bob finished 5th in the Mass 30-34 expert division, while Ben finished 4th in the tough endurance class. Both were members of the “magical fruit" 24hr of seven springs team, which took 3rd place, 2nd for mass teams . Both have come through the proud Bean’s program and have helped that team become a force in the Mid Atlantic.

And well now, they come to ride for the Spot-Brand Twin Six team, whose goal has been to do as many fun races as we can, to ride as hard as we can, and push each other as far as we can, all the while enjoying the finest ales we can, wearing as much pink as we can stomach, and standing up for truth, fun racing and the rights of single speeders everywhere. Yeah, I’m not sure why they hell they want to be on the team either, but guys this cool, this fast, how could we deny them?

I am very pleased to have them as new teammates. Welcome to the family fellas.

Respect
Fm

4 comments:

samantha said...

Bob Elam is one cool dude, that is for sure.

huber said...

Yee Haw Boys!

Anonymous said...

Welcome Home Bob and Ben!

Jason said...

Great, more of you bastages to contend with! Cool deal. More half bros to race with. Good luck to 'em! -JM