So I have this weird dream the other night. I'm dreaming I'm in that movie exorcist. I holding a young woman, maybe it was my wife, maybe it was Linda Blair, I'm not sure. But she was panting, with that nasty green face and all kinds of slime coming out of her mouth. I was a little freaked out and waiting for her to puke on me or something, but none of that happened. There was however this warmth I swear I was feeling on my face and a smell. The smell was not horrible as all that green slime might suggest, however it was very much dog breath. Slowly I began to wake not sure if I was having a nightmare or not. As I felt myself coming out of REM I still felt the hot breath, still smelled the doggy breath, and when I opened my eyes sure enough there was layla's head. Resting on my pillow, breathing her hot stinky breath in my face. I wonder if she was having the same dream as I was...
So was kinda thinking I might be able to carry some fitness from cross into my base.
Man, I was wrong about that. This weekend demonstrated to me that I am in a bad way.
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Funny. My wife went out and purchased a new bedroom set 1 month ago, the bed is now a King, it's huge, we've lived with a queen for too long and it was just not cutting it. Plenty of room for pooches on a king.
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